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Old Nov 08, 2005, 02:24 PM // 14:24   #1
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Angry Official Anti Mayonaise Petition Thread

Why Why Why

Why do they do it dudes?

I'm just driving along in my car, feeling a little peckish... not eaten all day, ao i stop off at a gas station to get a bite....

WHOA

NO! sandwiches that dont have mayonaise on them

WTF

Ick..... Mayo and chicken, Mayo and beef, Mayo and pork and stuffing (wtf), Mayo and Mayo.... arrrrrrgh Rant GOREDENGINE GO REDENGINE REDENGINE GO REDENGINE.

Dont they cater for us none mayonaise eating people???

I had to eat one of those god awful dog food pies... and now i feel sick

Sign my petition and i'll forward it to the gas station companies in question.


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Old Nov 08, 2005, 03:14 PM // 15:14   #2
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um? ok? so um ok? that was random but i guess thats what this place is for and i agree w/ u mayo SUXS!!

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Old Nov 08, 2005, 03:16 PM // 15:16   #3
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I used to hate all sour cream. Sour cream in my nachos ... bleagghh. Sour cream in my tacos .... yuk. Sour cream potato chips .... gahhh.

... but now I kinda like it in my nachos and tacos (I still can't stand the sour cream potato chips (aka crisps))... I don't know what happened.

I must've gotten .... assimilated. The message is clear. Some day you will be assimilated, too and learn to love mayo ...

... Gabba gabba .... one of us ... one of us ...
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Old Nov 09, 2005, 05:01 AM // 05:01   #4
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I must say, im not a fan of mayo... too bad im around people who eat it all the time..

I hate when i go out to get a burger from a fine eating establishment only to find relish and mayo slapped on it... thats just lame
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Old Nov 09, 2005, 05:15 AM // 05:15   #5
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Accurax you come up with the most random threads
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Old Nov 09, 2005, 05:15 AM // 05:15   #6
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/notsigned Oh man, gimme that mayo. It rules!
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Old Nov 09, 2005, 05:58 AM // 05:58   #7
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/signed

Stop Mayo now before it kills you and your family!
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Old Nov 09, 2005, 06:02 AM // 06:02   #8
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The only place mayo is unholy and unnatural (though acceptable... not quite hypocritical) is on cheeseburgers.
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Old Nov 09, 2005, 06:08 AM // 06:08   #9
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/not signed

Scrape it off?
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Old Nov 09, 2005, 06:26 AM // 06:26   #10
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MMM i just had a pizzaburger, and there was so much mayo on it, it squirted out the sides... mmmm.
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Old Nov 09, 2005, 08:11 AM // 08:11   #11
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Threads like this should be a capital offense.
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Old Nov 09, 2005, 08:15 AM // 08:15   #12
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SOT
Threads like this should be a capital offense.
If this were true, all the forum regulars would be on Death Row >_<
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Old Nov 09, 2005, 08:16 AM // 08:16   #13
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Quote:
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If this were true, all the forum regulars would be on Death Row >_<
Link Ironhammer would be Hannibal Lecter
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Old Nov 09, 2005, 08:28 AM // 08:28   #14
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I think that Accurax and I Pwnd U come up with dumber threads though >_<
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Old Nov 09, 2005, 08:58 AM // 08:58   #15
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/signed

mayonese rules , but some people dont like it , so sell sandwish with mayo and without mayo.
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Old Nov 09, 2005, 12:05 PM // 12:05   #16
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ROFLMAO I'm with you!

/sign!

Why does mayonaise have to pwn me so bad?
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Old Nov 09, 2005, 12:06 PM // 12:06   #17
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I LOVE MAYO WITH MOUTH.

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Old Nov 09, 2005, 02:12 PM // 14:12   #18
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mouth? what? Maybe I'm just not really awake yet.
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Old Nov 09, 2005, 02:14 PM // 14:14   #19
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Mayo goes on sammich.

Sammich goes in mouth.

Therefore, Love Mayo with mouth=Love eating things that have mayo on them.
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Old Nov 09, 2005, 02:23 PM // 14:23   #20
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Grr, now you just reminded me I can't make sandwiches with mayo since I went to make a sandwich with my bread and it was moldy. Then I went to a "fresh" loaf, and the WHOLE THING was moldy, never opened, and it was only 8 days old. >.<
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