Nov 08, 2005, 02:24 PM // 14:24
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Ownington / OmgwtfpwnedsVille
Profession: Mo/Me
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Official Anti Mayonaise Petition Thread
Why Why Why
Why do they do it dudes?
I'm just driving along in my car, feeling a little peckish... not eaten all day, ao i stop off at a gas station to get a bite....
WHOA
NO! sandwiches that dont have mayonaise on them
WTF
Ick..... Mayo and chicken, Mayo and beef, Mayo and pork and stuffing (wtf), Mayo and Mayo.... arrrrrrgh Rant GOREDENGINE GO REDENGINE REDENGINE GO REDENGINE.
Dont they cater for us none mayonaise eating people???
I had to eat one of those god awful dog food pies... and now i feel sick
Sign my petition and i'll forward it to the gas station companies in question.
/sign
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Nov 08, 2005, 03:14 PM // 15:14
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#2
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God of Spammers
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: in the middle of a burning cornfield...
Guild: Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)
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um? ok? so um ok? that was random but i guess thats what this place is for and i agree w/ u mayo SUXS!!
/sign
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Nov 08, 2005, 03:16 PM // 15:16
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#3
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Jungle Guide
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Northern CA
Guild: Outlaws of the Water Margin
Profession: Mo/Me
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I used to hate all sour cream. Sour cream in my nachos ... bleagghh. Sour cream in my tacos .... yuk. Sour cream potato chips .... gahhh.
... but now I kinda like it in my nachos and tacos (I still can't stand the sour cream potato chips (aka crisps))... I don't know what happened.
I must've gotten .... assimilated. The message is clear. Some day you will be assimilated, too and learn to love mayo ...
... Gabba gabba .... one of us ... one of us ...
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Nov 09, 2005, 05:01 AM // 05:01
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#4
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: BC, Canada.. how aboot that eh?
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I must say, im not a fan of mayo... too bad im around people who eat it all the time..
I hate when i go out to get a burger from a fine eating establishment only to find relish and mayo slapped on it... thats just lame
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Nov 09, 2005, 05:15 AM // 05:15
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#5
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: San Francisco
Profession: W/Mo
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Accurax you come up with the most random threads
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Nov 09, 2005, 05:15 AM // 05:15
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#6
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I dunt even get "Retired"
Join Date: Aug 2005
Guild: Fifteen Over Fifty [Rare]
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/notsigned Oh man, gimme that mayo. It rules!
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Nov 09, 2005, 05:58 AM // 05:58
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#7
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Academy Page
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: In my bed
Guild: Onslaught of Xen
Profession: W/E
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/signed
Stop Mayo now before it kills you and your family!
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Nov 09, 2005, 06:02 AM // 06:02
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#8
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Boston, MA
Guild: Blood Of Orr [BoO]
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/notsigned
The only place mayo is unholy and unnatural (though acceptable... not quite hypocritical) is on cheeseburgers.
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Nov 09, 2005, 06:08 AM // 06:08
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#9
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Camp Rancor (Rancour :D)
Guild: I'm a free spirit (that's not what the guild is called, I just am)
Profession: W/R
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/not signed
Scrape it off?
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Nov 09, 2005, 06:26 AM // 06:26
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#10
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I dunt even get "Retired"
Join Date: Aug 2005
Guild: Fifteen Over Fifty [Rare]
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MMM i just had a pizzaburger, and there was so much mayo on it, it squirted out the sides... mmmm.
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Nov 09, 2005, 08:11 AM // 08:11
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#11
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Banned
Join Date: May 2005
Location: East Texas
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Threads like this should be a capital offense.
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Nov 09, 2005, 08:15 AM // 08:15
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#12
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: San Francisco
Profession: W/Mo
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SOT
Threads like this should be a capital offense.
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If this were true, all the forum regulars would be on Death Row >_<
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Nov 09, 2005, 08:16 AM // 08:16
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#13
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Banned
Join Date: May 2005
Location: East Texas
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Quote:
Originally Posted by nightrunner
If this were true, all the forum regulars would be on Death Row >_<
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Link Ironhammer would be Hannibal Lecter
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Nov 09, 2005, 08:28 AM // 08:28
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#14
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: San Francisco
Profession: W/Mo
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I think that Accurax and I Pwnd U come up with dumber threads though >_<
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Nov 09, 2005, 08:58 AM // 08:58
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#15
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Banned
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Macau
Guild: www.exilesofdarksteel.com
Profession: E/
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/signed
mayonese rules , but some people dont like it , so sell sandwish with mayo and without mayo.
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Nov 09, 2005, 12:05 PM // 12:05
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#16
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Fairfield, Ohio
Profession: Mo/W
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ROFLMAO I'm with you!
/sign!
Why does mayonaise have to pwn me so bad?
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Nov 09, 2005, 12:06 PM // 12:06
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#17
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Lady Fie
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Sapporo
Guild: Tha Skulls [Ts]
Profession: D/W
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I LOVE MAYO WITH MOUTH.
/unsigned
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Nov 09, 2005, 02:12 PM // 14:12
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#18
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I dunt even get "Retired"
Join Date: Aug 2005
Guild: Fifteen Over Fifty [Rare]
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mouth? what? Maybe I'm just not really awake yet.
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Nov 09, 2005, 02:14 PM // 14:14
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#19
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Lady Fie
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Sapporo
Guild: Tha Skulls [Ts]
Profession: D/W
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Mayo goes on sammich.
Sammich goes in mouth.
Therefore, Love Mayo with mouth=Love eating things that have mayo on them.
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Nov 09, 2005, 02:23 PM // 14:23
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#20
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I dunt even get "Retired"
Join Date: Aug 2005
Guild: Fifteen Over Fifty [Rare]
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Grr, now you just reminded me I can't make sandwiches with mayo since I went to make a sandwich with my bread and it was moldy. Then I went to a "fresh" loaf, and the WHOLE THING was moldy, never opened, and it was only 8 days old. >.<
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